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Gosh, time flies so fast. It just seems like yesterday when Patty was just an adorable little furball. I would just scoop her up with my hand and pat her furry little back until she fell asleep on my palm. She shared her cage with a male pal, Zacky. I kept them in my room for a few weeks until my grandma started complaining about the fur and the stench that I had to relocate them somewhere outside the house (what stench? I couldn’t smell anything then…maybe it was just my grandma’s imagination….) Anyway… Zacky’s sudden demise from a dog attack in December left Patty all alone. She eventually outgrew her cage and for a while, it was a big problem for me where to get a cage big enough for her to hop and play in.
I finally found the right cage in a poultry store along Quezon Avenue one day. It was a cage that sabungeros used to keep their prized cock fighters. With the use of some plastic mesh to block Patty from escaping in between the wired open spaces on the cage, I knew the cage was perfect for Patty. Thing is, she was a lonely bunny in a big mansion cage.
I felt sorry for her because I felt her life was pointless with no one to play with and to make baby bunnies with. She was just going to grow old and die a virgin =/ … Anyhow…I was playing with her a little less than a month ago when something caught my eye as she hopped by … Don’t ask me what caught my eye, let’s just say that I got the shock of my life coz it turned out that Patty wasn’t a she! Patty turned out to be a male bunny! Dang! ….
Anyhow, I eventually recovered from the shock of discovering Patty’s true sexuality (tee hee) and finally got the chance to get him 2 younger companions – a girl and a boy named Mocha and Pringles. At least Patty (or Patch or Patrick, as the other people in the household now call him) wouldn’t be so lonely anymore. I don’t have a decent photo of Mocha and Pringles yet but they’re less than ½ the size of Patty…so they’re really small.
This morning I stopped, stared and gasped as I saw Patty humping on innocent little Mocha — and then Pringles! Good grief! It was outright scandalous! It was …child molestation! Rape! Pedophilia?! We borrowed our neighbor’s 2 grown rabbits (a male and a female who were slightly bigger than Patty by the way) and in no less than 10 seconds since Patty got introduced to them, he did the dirty deed shamelessly with both of them right away in the presence of all our household help who kept giggling and with me who couldn’t help but capture this shot …Damn! Talk about a bunny in heat!
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